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Inching closer to the end

Biggest news this weekend: RAM RAM GET A RAM has graduamated. Don’t be scared I know the world is not ready for Ram either. I’ll stall him as much as I can, but in the mean time prepare yourself world. As for you Mr. Ram, can you come over real quick. You see I’ve got this Excel spreadsheet with 16,777,216 data points and this macro should parse through it properly and work, but it doesn’t. Can you come over and help me out a bit?

As for me, well classes are over. I’ve written almost 15,000 lines of code in the last 3 weeks. I’m a little coded out right about now. The wound of the loss to Colorado is not healing as well as I thought. Also as you can see the webpage has donned its holiday garb and now is ready for the holidays. Do not send my webpage gifts. Instead cozy up to it in front of a warm fireplace with some warm apple cider with floating cinnamon sticks.

I went to see Ocean’s 11 this Saturday (captivating, go watch). I thought to myself, well if I had to pick a crack team of 11 people to pull off a job like that who would I pick? WARNING: possible spoiler. So here are Keyur’s 11:

1. Sean Connery - rich european with valuables to store in vault
2. G - casino technician (also fulfilling ethnic techie stereotype)
3. Akash - disgruntled 52-year old man looking for revenge with fat bankroll
4. Ram - with enough of those match rockets that vault is history
5. CEO of Marthasoft - hottie spy for those code & social hacks
6. MacGyver - that OTHER big ‘pinch’ already got stolen, I’ll need a new one
7. God Pimp Frank - SIMPLY for his sheer ability to pimp
8. Iron Goose - to infiltrate Vegas food industry and give EVERYONE the shlitz
9. Brian - team muscle and ideal Matt Damon standin (Dan isn’t feeling well)
10. Kapadia - money launderer extraordinaire
11. Nitesh from Zamunda - to fit into that little barrel and hack vault from inside

I talked to the brownFury on Saturday night and hes got to go to Russia. Not sure why, but he had to go so once again hes eluded us. And after Russia he says hes needed in Guatemala. Will that brownFury ever grace the internet? The world waits for an answer.

I have to comment on that fact that this year more than any of my previous it just doesn’t feel right here in Texas. Theres no family here, the weather isn’t cold, theres no threat of impending snow, there are no decorations on the neighborhood houses, and it needs to be mentioned again: Its not cold. Theres something to be said about the beautiful women all bundled up with rosy cheeks and merry smiles walking down windy, snowy streets doing shopping for loved ones. I miss NJ & NY city.

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Posted by Mr. Keyur at December 9, 2001 12:00 PM | TrackBack