December 02, 2001

Austin just can't do snow

Important lessons I’ve learned recently, in no particular order:


  1. Being left handed doesn’t make it easy to learn to play on an upside down right handed guitar. I think a left handed bass will suit me instead.

  2. Having a slave song stuck in your head is not good. Especially when you’re just singing it to yourself within hearing distance of a black person. Here is the slave song:


    Day’s never finished…
    Massa got me working…
    Someday massa set me free.


    If your question to me is, how do you get a slave song stuck in your head? I put that blame firmly on Mr. Steve. Other than that though hes a good guy.

  3. Playing video games with people who are überlords in said games, is about as much fun as getting reflex kicked in the groin by a paranoid zebra.

  4. Having ideas about what to write here is a good thing. Having these same ideas run away at night when I actually do my writing here is not.

  5. Raja has full confidence that I’m a better person than most prostitutes. Keyur 1 - Prostitutes 0.

  6. Be careful when singing in the shower. You can NEVER know who might be listening and recording. Go to “About Me” for more details.

  7. Don’t diss on a gem that a man spent lots of time and hard work polishing and making look right.

  8. Think before you talk.

  9. Never underestimate Chris Simms’ ability to screw up. Never.

  10. Mozilla will never reach 1.0. It will however get equal to IE in all aspects around 0.9.8.9.8.9.9.1 (circa 2011) and will supercede IE in every way around version 0.9.9.9.9.9.9.8.7.8.4.1 (circa 2034).

Also the headline for this update is, “Austin just can’t do snow.” This is very true. Freshman year when I left to go home, after I left there was a huge storm in Austin with real ice. This year two nights ago there was supposed to be some wicked ice, but it all passed south of here. Whats the deal? If you know someone who can help with this, please let me know.

The “Thoughts on …”, “About Me” & “Pictures” is where the updates is at. Check it out.

Posted by Mr. Keyur at December 2, 2001 12:00 PM | TrackBack
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