I'm not an angry sort of man, most of the time I'm in what would be categorized as a "happy-go-lucky" sort of mood, taking what comes my way. There are some things in life though that will absolutely get me very angry very fast. For example there are these "god complex" people walking amongst us. All of us know atleast one of these people. These are the people who have the gall to ignore the common man talking to them. You could be no more than three feet from them and they will not hear a word you have said. Clearly this cannot be the case especially after you repeat it twice. Their face registers nothing as and their actions continue as they were as if the world around them is a falsehood. One of these days one of these people is really going to push my button and hold it down at which point I'm going to be forced to hold them down and pop their eardrums so they have a real excuse to ignore the world around them. Bastards.
To counteract that enjoy a math joke: A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house.
The physicist: "The measurement wasn't accurate."
The biologist: "They have reproduced".
The mathematician: "If now exactly one person enters the house then it will be empty again."
Quoteses::
"I think environmentalist groups should have an 800 number you can call so you can rat out members that make them look stupid." - foyle
"Did you feel like cotton candy?" - Akash K.
"I tried rolling my Rs the other day and I just sat around sounding like a cat." - Daniel H.
"I want to be Mars too! He's like a nerd on a sugar high...like me!" - The Captain
Linkses::
Yay America!
PETA is stupid
suck it Madonna!
Price of convenience
A rose by any other name...
Playstation becomes a man
300 reasons to love the Simpsons
OS X browsers compared side by side
Kinda creepy in that what if sort of way
Is there a Winamp/iTunes plugin for this?
Destroying Saddam's regime wasn't all bad
Theres a good reason I stick with the glasses
My school distric wasn't this cool about our prom
Bush vows to remove toxic petroleum from national parks