April 06, 2003

word up to not syracuse

I finally got my main email address for this website going (keyur at keyurp.com). I had it working but the web-interface was simply excruciating so I just never bothered to check. Now that I have the POP interface working again I can use the spiffy Mozilla Mail client to check it. Problem is while I wasn't checking it I got 1184 messages! Most of which are just spam. Thankfully the spam filtering in the Mozilla Mail kicks ass. Anyway thought I'd share some of the more interesting subjects:

  • he hit me - yea that sheelpi. gotta watch him all the time.
  • free bulletproof hosting - damn those turrorists.
  • how do i clean my bowels? - wow i don't even know what to say.
  • god? - yes, how can i help you?
  • Moechten Sie Ihre finanzielle Zukunft veraendern? - Ik spreek het geen Engels.
  • hello kevinb, get HUGE! - uhhh i'm keyur.
  • look how big it got! - i am seriously scared.
  • keep your castle safe - wow junk mail from medieval times!

So then beyond the email I've taken a new fascination with my sever logs to see who is coming by here to my little nook of the internet and how they got here. One of the most common ways people stumble onto my site is via Google. So the next logical step was to figure out what phrases they use to find it...I give you some of the more interesting ones:

  • i want you to have my last name
  • i just want you to know your whole being is beautiful im going to do the best i can do cause i m the best when i m with you
  • lyrics i am a punjabi girl very fuckin funny
  • what all monkeys eat
  • angry monkeys
  • what monkeys eat
  • cameltoe song bob and tom
  • really mad pornography that blows your mind
  • penguins humping

So then this is what I'm known for. Thank you.

Quoteses:
"The main reason you disagree with him is that you're considerably
smarter than average. (Evidence: you have a Weblog, and it's not on livejournal.com.)" - Matthew T.

Linkses:
Something the Captain would do.
I know hes in the right, but how annoying.
I laughed so hard, I cried.
All monkey all the time.

Posted by Mr. Keyur at April 6, 2003 08:55 PM | TrackBack
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