Apparently piracy is on an unchecked rampage around the world. Understandably many of you are concerned about the legality of the Keyur you may have or know. Is your copy of Keyur legal?
Well you can safely rest assured that it most definitely is not. The world needs to come to terms with the crippling fact that alas there is but one Keyur. The designers who created me are no longer available to crank out the next model in my line. There will only be one version: 1.0. There have been service patches and security updates applied over time like the memorable, "KKB404: don't touch fire patch" of '83. Arguably the, "KKB34889: need to wear clothes in public patch" of '85 was also one of the best ever. However the model of Keyur that walks this Earth is currently the only model available. There is a strong possibility of future copies being made with an appropriate genetic algorithm based mutation to make the new version better than the current 1.0 model, but thats atleast another 7-8 years into the future.
All attempts to make a copy of this version will fail because of stringent anticopy mechanisms built in, there is no deCSS available to defeat the anticopy protection schemes. In the mean time if you find a what appears to be a copy of Keyur please alert the real Keyur immediately such that the appropriate batallions of shock troops can be dispatched to detain the copy and track down the copy makers. Those law breaking bastards! Thats all for now.
Remember, please enjoy your Keyur legally!
Posted by Mr. Keyur at July 9, 2002 02:21 AM