June 24, 2002

duck and cover

This is a test of the Emergency Keyur System. This is only a Keyur.

If this was an actual emergency a black windowless van with dancing Tax Accountants singing the Bop Gun remix would have been dispatched to your house to ascertain: "pimps up, hizzoes down."

This concludes the test of the Emergency Keyur System.

¡*beep*!

Posted by Mr. Keyur at June 24, 2002 12:22 AM
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